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    Default Only in Glasgow...

    An answer that only a child from Glasgow could think of.

    I was testing the children in my local Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to Heaven.

    I asked them, 'If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven?'

    'NO!' the children answered.

    'If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into Heaven?'

    Again, the answer was, 'NO!' By now I was starting to smile.

    Hey, this was fun! 'Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave sweets to all the children, and loved my wife would that get me into Heaven?' I asked them again.

    Again, they all answered, 'NO!' I was just bursting with pride for them.

    Well, I continued, 'then how can I get into Heaven?'

    A six-year-old boy from Glasgow shouted out,


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    'YOU'VE GOT TAE BE ***IN' DEID`

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    lol

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    dont you just love the innerscense of kids

    but a quality answer

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