Coming to the end of a long haul flight, the pilot and co-pilot are chatting, unknown to them the loadspeaker is still switched on,so the passengers can now hear their conversation.
The co-pilot asks, the pilot, what would you like do do when we land?. The pilot says, first i want a good ****, then I would like to have sex with that nice new air hostess, On hearing this the air hostess dashes up to the cabin to turn it off, but trips over a handbag left on the on the floor.An old lady say,s to her, "Slow down love he want a good **** first"!!!