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    Default Deaf geanie

    Borrowed from another site,I think its funny

    Deaf Geanie
    A man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down and places the bag on the counter.

    The barman walks up and asks what's in the bag.

    The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man, about one foot high and sets him on the counter.

    He reaches back into the bag and pulls out a small piano, setting it on the counter as well.

    He reaches into the bag once again and pulls out a tiny piano bench, which he places in front of the piano.

    The little man sits down at the piano and starts playing a beautiful piece by Mozart!

    'Where on earth did you get that?' says the barman.

    The man responds by reaching into the paper bag. This time he pulls out a magic lamp.

    He hands it to the barman and says: 'Here. Rub it.'

    So the barman rubs the lamp, and suddenly there's a gust of smoke and a beautiful genie is standing before him.
    'I will grant you one wish. Just ! one wish ~ each person is only allowed wish one!'

    The barman gets really excited. Without hesitating he says, 'I want a million bucks!'

    A few moments later, a duck walks into the bar. It is soon followed by another duck, then
    another....Pretty soon, the entire bar is filled with ducks ... and they keep coming!

    The barman turns to the man and says, 'Y'know, I think your genie's a little deaf.

    I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks.'

    'Tell me about it!!' says the man, 'do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?

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    lol, nice one mate!

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