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    ew days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.
    We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred-ten?'
    She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one..'

    She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.
    The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked 'is there a 710 on this car?'
    She pointed and said, 'Of course, its right there.'

    If you're not sure what a 710 is
    look below
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    Insignia VX-Line Nav CDTI 170.

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    s4it hot herd this a long time ago still makes me laugh some blokes would say the same thing not every man likes cars

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    Quote Originally Posted by johnnyg View Post
    s4it hot herd this a long time ago still makes me laugh some blokes would say the same thing not every man likes cars

    Still good though

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    Yes very good.

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    very good
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    Very funny.

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    Brilliant ...was she an Estuary Essex blonde ?

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