I'm Tired

[MJED]

Yes I'm tired. For several years I've been blaming it on middle age, poor blood, lack of vitamins, air pollution, saccharin, obesity, dieting, under arm odour, yellow wax build up and another dozen maladies that make you wonder if life is worth living.

But I find out it isn’t that.

I’m tired because I’m overworked.

The population of this country is 51 million and 21 million are retired. That leaves 30 million to do the work. There are 19 million in school. That leaves 11 million. Of this total 2 million are unemployed and 4 million are employed by the government. That leaves 5 million to do the work. One million are in the armed forces which leaves 4 million to do the work. From that total, 3 million are employed by County and Borough Councils, leaving 1 million people to do the work. There are 62,000 people in hospital and 937,998 people in prisons.

That leaves 2 people to do the work.

You and me.

And you are sitting on your **** reading this.

No wonder I’m bl**dy tired.

[ed taylor]

Brilliant. so there is some one else out there helping me to pay off the national debt.

[Harry]

it sure does feel that way soemtimes!