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    The Day the p.niss asked for a Raise


    I, the p.niss hereby request a raise in salary for the following
    reasons:

    I do physical labour.

    I work at great depths.

    I plunge headfirst into everything I do.

    I do not get weekends or public holidays off.

    I work in a damp environment.

    I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.

    I work in high temperatures.

    My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

    Sincerely,

    P. Niss



    The Response:

    Dear P. Niss,

    After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you
    have raised,

    The administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

    You do not work 8 hours straight.

    You fall asleep after brief work periods.

    You do not always follow the orders of the management team.

    You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting
    other locations.

    You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and
    stimulated in order to start working.

    You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.

    You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as
    wearing the correct protective clothing.

    You will retire well before you are 65.

    You are unable to work double shifts.

    You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have
    completed your assigned task.

    And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and
    exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.

    Sincerely,

    V. Gina

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    lol, good one!

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