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    A man and a woman, who had never met before, and who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

    Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly - he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

    At 1 a.m., the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying,

    "I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the cupboard and pass me a second blanket? I'm really cold."

    "I have a better idea," she replied.

    "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."

    "Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.

    "Good," she replied. "Get your own f**king blanket!"



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    Excellent

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    Sounds about right Nevertheless
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    oh too true!!!

    v funny

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    soooo true!

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    fpmsl .... one of the better ones doug ..



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    like it so true in my house anyhow

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