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    Truly incredible..

    A NZ man who rang emergency services claiming he'd been left speaking Australian as a result of rape by a wombat has been sentenced to 75 hours' community service, stuff.co.nz reports.
    Nelson District Court heard earlier this week how on the afternoon of 11 February, 48-year-old orchard worker Arthur Ross Cradock initially phoned the police communications centre threatening to "smash the filth" if they came to his Motueka home, but confirmed he had an emergency.


    A second call revealed the exact nature of the crisis when Cradock told the operator: "I've been raped by a wombat."
    Cradock requested police intervention, but shortly after called for a third time to cancel. He said: "I'll retract the rape complaint from the wombat, because he's pulled out. Apart from speaking Australian now, I'm pretty all right you know, I didn't hurt my bum at all.''
    Cradock was subsequently charged with "using a phone for a fictitious purpose". Police prosecutor Sergeant Chris Stringer told the court "alcohol had played a big part in [his] life", although defence lawyer Michael Vesty claimed booze "was not a problem that day".
    Judge Richard Russell unsurprisingly admitted he was "not quite sure what motivated Cradock to make those statements to the police", and in sentencing warned the defendant "not to do it again". ®

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    Now I feel as though I've been raped by a wombat. Sorry!

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    This sudden interest in Wombats worries me.....

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    To be fair, if I'm going to post something like this I'll normally do a quick forum search to double check. Never in a million years did I think someone else would've posted a story about wombat rape!

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    I told you - everyone does a wombat rape search on here...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steel View Post
    This sudden interest in Wombats worries me.....
    Quote Originally Posted by Sawyer Reynolds View Post
    To be fair, if I'm going to post something like this I'll normally do a quick forum search to double check. Never in a million years did I think someone else would've posted a story about wombat rape!

    Quote Originally Posted by Penfold101 View Post
    I told you - everyone does a wombat rape search on here...
    Now I'm worried about you and Sawyer!

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    I'm just glad I'm not a Wombat that drives a Vectra!

    having said that, if I was I could be in high demand lol

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