Does bad news always come in three’s

[Paulsvectra]

Does bad news always come in three’s

I was washing the car the other day and I noticed 2 scratches on the rear door so I thought they might polish out. ( they never did to deep)

When I was working on the scratches I noticed a dent in the rear quarter panel.

As I bent down to have a look at the dent I felt such a pain in the groin I thought I was going to pass out.

I went into the house to have a look I had a great big lump in the crown jewels the pain got so bad I had to go to the doc’s today. It was a abscess the doctor said I could go to hospital or he can cut it open here.

I said just do it here the pain can’t get any worse than it already is .. the doctor replies or yes it can and boy was he right I have never ever ever felt pain like this before I had tears rolling down my cheeks.It was like a scene from the texas chainsaw massacre blood and puss everywhere.

Our lass said it was God punishing me for closing / selling her business the evil cow but it did make me laugh when she said it .


Paul

[Leviathan]

Oh christ, I have tears rolling down my cheeks just thinking about the pain. Swift recovery I hope Paul. Bet you thought the worst when you found it.

[Paulsvectra]

Oh christ, I have tears rolling down my cheeks just thinking about the pain. Swift recovery I hope Paul. Bet you thought the worst when you found it.

I was gutted about the car and jewels also the doc has put me on antibiotics so the whiskey has gone aswell.


Paul

[lofty]

Looks like bad luck came in fours for you then...GWS

[SignumPhil]

OUCH!
I'm sitting here with my legs crossed........

Get well soon!

Phil

[AndrewTi]

Oooch, I think I've just sucked mine up inside......

[neverlandandy]

oh sore dangly bits and women think giving birth is painful

[glenboy]

My eyes are watering just reading this...........

Sorry to hear your news Paul,hope the jewels get better soon.........

[VauxVeteran]

Reminds me of an old joke...

A man goes to the Dr, and shows him a big puss boil under his sack

The DR takes a look and says..sorry mate I'm not touching that

The man says ,,, well who will?

The Dr tells him to go see a small fella called Johnny Pussucker who works out of his shed at # 32

He goes and sees Johnny and explains his problem

Come in come in Johnny beckons him, and take down your trousers and bend over

Johnny goes straight to work, getting his head down between the mans legs and sucking out the puss

The man is now starting to feel better and relaxes

Just then he farts

Johnny gets up and says...you dirty bahstard ppl like you make me feel sick.

[neverlandandy]

great man