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    The local Vicar explains that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more.



    There is a hush within the congregation. No one wants him to leave.



    Mike Smith, who owns several car dealerships in the area, stands up and proclaims:



    "If the Vicar stays, I will provide him with a new BMW every year and his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport their children!"



    The congregation sighs in appreciation and applauds.



    Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and publican, stands and says, "If the Vicar will stay on here I'll personally double his salary and establish a foundation to guarantee private secondary school education of his children!"


    More sighs and loud applause.



    Agnes Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a smile, "If the Vicar stays, I will give him sex."



    There is total silence.



    The Preacher, blushing, asks her:
    "Mrs.Jones, whatever possessed you to say that?"



    Agnes's 90-year old husband, Joe, is now trying to hide, holding his forehead with the palm of his hand and shaking his head from side to side, while his wife replies:



    "Well, I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said, 'F$$k him!'

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    Thats a good one

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