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    Default Whats your most embarrassing moment ever ?

    Why am i asking ?
    Because i had mine yesterday !
    Heres what happened..........................................

    The doorbell rang and the old dear from across the street was stood at our door as i opened it (she's 80 years young!).
    "Phil, help me please ?" she said with an upset voice." It's Des !" her husband.
    "Whats wrong ?" i said, thinking the worst about here husband who's 83.
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    "He's stuck in the bath and can't get out ! I've been trying to help him for half an hour and he's exhausted, so am i !" she says.
    "Can you come over and get him out for me ?"

    GULP ! "Err- err- err - yes, i'll try !"

    Anyway didn't take long to get him out, but god - I was so embarrassed, probably more than he was !!!!!!


    Have consideration for the deaf, if you're gunna fart, make it smell !


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    it could have been worse she could have been stuck

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    I had to break into a house and do this to a very large lady, who'd been stuck there for two days.

    Only problem was that the bath was under a sloping ceiling. It was quite difficult to pretend the armfuls of breast weren't there, as I tried to get my arms around her.

    As for my mate.......he had the other end

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    I know this sounds cliché and some people don't believe me. But I genuinely don't get embarrassed. I've been in many a situation that would and possibly should embarrass people, but I honestly don't have the capacity anymore, haha. I mean, what's the point in getting embarrassed? Usually embarrassment leads to laughter, so what's the point in actually *being* embarrassed, just skip the formalities and go straight to the funny.

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    I had to break into a house and do this to a very large lady, who'd been stuck there for two days.

    Only problem was that the bath was under a sloping ceiling. It was quite difficult to pretend the armfuls of breast weren't there, as I tried to get my arms around her.

    As for my mate.......he had the other end
    ^^ Lmao.

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    Phil will you be able to look them in the eye again.......... You did a gteat job there though. I take my hat off to you.

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    done it several times when I was on relief. The worse was when had been there for so long they had to relieve them self. Luckily when it happened to me my mate got the poo on his hands. How I laughed....

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    The couple are so active , even at their age ! She goes to the gym 3 times a week, honestly ! And he's always gardening !
    I think it's time they started to realise ( in a nice sort of way) that there are mobility aids for them to get in and out of the bath and it's not called 'PHIL' !!!!!
    I'm expecting some home grown vegetables from Des, that's what he usually does when i do something for him ! yum yum !


    Have consideration for the deaf, if you're gunna fart, make it smell !


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    Quote Originally Posted by MLC View Post
    I had to break into a house and do this to a very large lady, who'd been stuck there for two days.

    Only problem was that the bath was under a sloping ceiling. It was quite difficult to pretend the armfuls of breast weren't there, as I tried to get my arms around her.

    As for my mate.......he had the other end
    You really need to get your mate to join the site just for this thread

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    Most embarrassing moment ever....

    Had a Home Delivery one morning in Mundesley in Norfolk, one of those Big American Fridges, so parked up nearby with my Crew mate, Trevor and went on the p!ss for the night. Got up in the morning feling rough, we had had an Indian the night before too, along with Lager was not a good mix. Its p!ssing down with rain and half way thru the job, i get the urge for the loo. Politely asking the customer if i can use his loo, off i toodles to use it.


    In my haste to get to the loo, i hadnt taken my big waterproof coat off, so when i had finished and stood up, i turned to grab the bog roll, and the was an almighty crash, followed by smashing glass. The hood of my coat had caught a shelf, I looked down and there was this shelf in bits on the floor. I sorted myself out, cleaned his little toilet and myself up and went to apologize, and offered to pay for the shelf.

    He then informed me, I had just ripped a very expensive 17th Centruy Stained Glass Shelf clean out of the wall and smashed it to bits. No wonder he was ofended when i offered him £20!! He showed me the Insurance Valuation for it and it was well in Excess of £15k!!

    I could have died!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigMan View Post
    Most embarrassing moment ever....

    Had a Home Delivery one morning in Mundesley in Norfolk, one of those Big American Fridges, so parked up nearby with my Crew mate, Trevor and went on the p!ss for the night. Got up in the morning feling rough, we had had an Indian the night before too, along with Lager was not a good mix. Its p!ssing down with rain and half way thru the job, i get the urge for the loo. Politely asking the customer if i can use his loo, off i toodles to use it.


    In my haste to get to the loo, i hadnt taken my big waterproof coat off, so when i had finished and stood up, i turned to grab the bog roll, and the was an almighty crash, followed by smashing glass. The hood of my coat had caught a shelf, I looked down and there was this shelf in bits on the floor. I sorted myself out, cleaned his little toilet and myself up and went to apologize, and offered to pay for the shelf.

    He then informed me, I had just ripped a very expensive 17th Centruy Stained Glass Shelf clean out of the wall and smashed it to bits. No wonder he was ofended when i offered him £20!! He showed me the Insurance Valuation for it and it was well in Excess of £15k!!

    I could have died!!

    omg!!!!

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