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    Default Wood identification (bit rude!)

    A blind man goes into a wood yard and asks the boss if there are any jobs going. The boss says "Maybe, but I can't help noticing you're blind. I can't really think of anything that you could do here. Sorry, mate."

    The blind man replies "Ah, but I have a particular skill that may come in handy. I can identify any type of wood just from its smell."

    The boss decides to put him to the test and, sure enough, he correctly names all the woods they stick under his nose.

    The boss's secretary, then comes up with a way of tricking him. Without saying a word, she whips off her knickers and lays down in front of the blind man. The boss, trying not to laugh, then says "Alright, cop a whiff of that one, then."

    The man sniffs at the supposed bit of wood and then asks for it to be turned over. He then gives a big smile and exclaims "You can't fool me that easily. It's the shithouse door off an old tuna boat!"

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