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    Default I nipped into a Pub to use the loo...

    Best if you tell this in the first person, as if it's just happened to you.

    I was out in town today, and was caught a bit short, dying for the loo. Had to nip into the nearest Pub.
    There were two cubicles in the Gents, one vacant.
    So I settle in, and after a minute or so a voice pipes up from the next cubicle;
    "Hello mate, how are you?"
    Not wanting appear rude, but feeling a bit freaked out, I answer tentatively, "Err, fine, thanks."
    "So, what are you up to then?", the guy says.
    This is wierd. But I've already spoken to him, can't blank him now. I reply, "Err, just having a quick poo if you don't mind mate."
    There's a short pause, and then the next thing this bloke says is,
    "Sorry mate, gonna have to call you back. Got some d!ckhead in the next cubicle answering everything I say..."
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    lmao good one

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    HAHAHAHAHA!!! Needed that very funny

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    Question is did you sit there and wait for him to go or did you get out quick to avoid the embarassment

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    How true could that be.

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    lol... excellent.

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    Made me chuckle......

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    LMAO, Brilliant...!!

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    Brilliant LOL no LMFAO.

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    LOL I could picture the scene. Brilliant

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