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    Default Blonde Joke

    A blind man enters a lesbian bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender in a loud voice, "Hey bartender, you wanna hear a dumb blonde
    joke?"!!!

    The bar immediately falls deathly quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things...

    1 - The bartender is a blonde woman.

    2 - The bouncer is a blonde woman.

    3 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weight-lifter.

    4 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler, and

    5 - I'm a 6 foot, 200 lb. blonde woman with a PhD., a black belt in karate and a very bad attitude! Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still want to tell that joke?"

    The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and says;

    "Naaaah . . . not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

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    PMSL that is quality.

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    Nice one

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    Like it.........

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    qauilty m8

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    Excellent !


    Have consideration for the deaf, if you're gunna fart, make it smell !


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    like it.

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