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    Eek OMG! Will they come and break my door down?

    I've done something illegal. I'm very ashamed.

    I was sorting out my rucksack last night, after coming back from our holiday in Austria -and I realized that I'd come through security at Salzburg with a tube of lip salve and my wife's hand cream -AND I DIDN'T PUT IT IN A PLASTIC BAG AND SHOW IT AT SECURITY!

    Should I turn myself in?


    Phil

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    You'll have to now that you've owned up on a public forum...........

























    Think they'll forgive you just this once phil...........

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    They have just gone past me with blues flashing etc heading South.

    They must be on the way.

    get out and run.

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    Forget the lip salve and the hand cream. Did you manage to get any booze in....

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    Rubber glove time me thinks !!!!!!!!!........Bend over "SIR" this wont hurt !!!!!!

    Back in a V6 !!!!!!!!!!!! And lovin it !!!

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    search him deep and hard, dont stop till you reach the back teeth

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    lol @noel

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    Quote Originally Posted by ed taylor View Post
    Forget the lip salve and the hand cream. Did you manage to get any booze in....
    Rasberry Schapps. Smells like the freshest, juiciest fruit, straight off the bush.





    ........tastes like the stuff they use to power Space Shuttle boosters!

    Phil

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    As Drinky said, I can hear the snapping of latex gloves already!!

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