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    Default The Vaseline and the Harley

    Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn't have much luck until, one day; he comes across a Harley with a 'for sale' sign on it.

    The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is ten years old.

    It is shiny and in absolute mint condition. He immediately, buys it and asks the seller how he kept it in such great condition for ten years.

    'Well, it's quite simple, really,'says the seller, 'when ever the bike is outside and it's going to rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome. It protects it from the rain.' and hands Joe a jar of Vaseline.

    That night his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her parents.



    Naturally, they take the bike there. Just before they enter the house, Sandra stops him and says,' I have to tell you something about my family before we go in,

    When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the first person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes.'

    'No problem, 'he says. And in they go. Joe is shocked. Right smack in the middle of the living room is a huge stack of dirty dishes.



    In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes. Piled up on the stairs in the corridor, every where he looks, dirty dishes.



    They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one say a word. As dinner progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the situation and leans over and kisses Sandra.

    No one says a word. So he reaches over and fondles her breast. Still, nobody says a word. So he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes off throws her on the table, and screws her right there, in front of her parents.



    His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word.



    He looks at her mom. 'She's got a great body,' he thinks. So he grabs the mom, bends her over the dinner table, and has his way with her every which way right there on the dinner table. Now his girlfriend is furious and her dad his boiling, but still,total silence.

    All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder and it starts to rain.



    Joe remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from his pocket.

    Suddenly the father backs away from the table and shouts............................

    'all right, that's enough I'll do the ****** dishes'

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    that was very funny m8

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    LOL

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    haha thats a great one

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    I fell about

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