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    Tom did like he always does, kissing his wife, crawling into bed and falling
    to sleep.
    All of a sudden, he wakes up with an elderly man dressed in a white robe
    standing in front of his bed.
    "What the hell are you doing in my bedroom?...and who are you?" he asked.
    "This is not your bedroom," the man replied, "I am St. Peter, and you are in
    heaven."
    "WHAT! Are you saying I'm dead? I don't want to die! I'm too young," said
    Tom.
    "I want you to send me back immediately."
    "It's not that easy," said St. Peter. "You can only return as a dog or a
    hen.
    The choice is your own."
    Tom thought about it for a while, and figured out that being a dog is too
    tiring, but a hen probably has a nice and relaxed life. Running around with
    a rooster can't be that bad.
    "I want to return as a hen," Tom replied. And in the next second, he found
    himself in a chicken run, really nicely feathered.
    But now he felt like his rear end was going to blow. Then along came the
    rooster.
    "Hey, you must be the new hen St. Peter told me about," he said. "How do you
    like being a hen?"
    "Well, OK I guess, but it feels like my *** is about to explode."
    "Oh that!" said the rooster. "That's only the ovulation going on. You need
    to lay an egg."
    "How do I do that?" Tom asked. "Cluck twice, and then you push all you can."

    Tom clucked twice and pushed more than he was good for, and then 'plop' an
    egg was on the ground.
    "Wow" Tom said. "That felt really good!" So he clucked again and squeezed.
    And you better believe that there was yet another egg on the ground.
    The third time he clucked, he heard his wife shout: "Tom, Wake up! You're
    s****** all over the bed!"

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    good one mate

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    I like that one. Very good.
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    fpmsl .... love toilet humor dude !!!!



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    oh very good - mucho made me laugh!

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