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    Default New years friggin resolutions... never again

    Further to my New Years resolution to get fit, I went up to brothers house an hour ago to steal his bike out of his shed - he's at football and won't even notice......

    Got it in the Vec with the seats down, went to petrol station to pump tyres up. Just as I had got the bike out the boot a very attractive young lady pulled up in her clio (as they always are), and was waiting. Now, I'd struggled to get the bike in at my bro's as its a bit awkward - so not wanting to look stupid I thought I would do it in one foul swoop.

    You know the knobbly nasty pedals on Bikes? You know the back bumper of cars only 500 miles old? Mix them together and you get...............




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    I bet you are gutted, if it was me I probably would have smashed the bike to bits. I have been looking at the bumper protector you can get from vx, as I have often worried about damaging my bumper.
    Hope you have a happy new year though.

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    Oh NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

    Repeat after me....................'I mustn't show off in front of young ladies!!!!'

    Bl00dy hell, what a sickener!

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    Big ouch! Major sympathy to you. I bet you stayed really cool and gave her that 'it doesn't matter look'.

    Can't look flustered in front of the ladies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MLC
    I bet you stayed really cool and gave her that 'it doesn't matter look'.

    Can't look flustered in front of the ladies.
    Of course, only started swearing and cursing when I got round the corner!

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