Where is Duncan?

**rushy** · 25th February 2008, 00:29

Is it the patter of little feet or is the big man on a little down time?

**VauxVeteran** · 25th February 2008, 01:35

He's taking a bit of time out, don't worry he will return, he just needs a break from it for a while, I'll tell him you asked after him when I tuck him in with his Ovaltine and cookies.

**rushy** · 25th February 2008, 18:05

Ahh bless.

**VauxVeteran** · 25th February 2008, 20:46

I wouldn't wanna go over a wall with him, lamer bloomin Jock export, can't take the pressure of a website, what good is he gonna be with the Claymores on his back?

**rushy** · 25th February 2008, 21:02

I really don't want to know how your mind works VV

**Caterman** · 25th February 2008, 21:05

No-one knows how VV's mind works

Not even VV himself

**VauxVeteran** · 25th February 2008, 21:08

Originally Posted by rushy

I really don't want to know how your mind works VV

I thought I might have upset you with the neighbours post earlier, it was right to the point but on reflection it'd be a better idea to get a Kango and take the wall out, then march through the hole with an MP5 and remember to scream.....EAT LEAD SUCKERS!!!!!

**rushy** · 25th February 2008, 21:23

Originally Posted by VauxVeteran

I thought I might have upset you with the neighbours post earlier, it was right to the point but on reflection it'd be a better idea to get a Kango and take the wall out, then march through the hole with an MP5 and remember to scream.....EAT LEAD SUCKERS!!!!!

Didnt see it.
"position your hifi speakers two feet from the facing wall, load up some Hawkwind ,Metallica, or a personal fav, loop the 1st 30 seconds of Iron maiden's Phantom of the Opera on to a CD and put it on loop setting, crank it up and watch the wall shake and the door knock, then open the door and gesture you can't hear what they are shouting about cos the music is up loud and would they like to come back in 5 hours when it's finished, or open up with this line... yeah wot you F'in want ****** and slam the door in their faces for max impact of...I don't care wanna smack, and as for the mother, grab it round the throat wide eyed and frothing and tell it straight...anymore of it and I'll behead you *****!!!!

problem sorted."

what the hell do you do to people that throw up or do a runner after a fare!

**ditchp** · 25th February 2008, 21:27

nice and polite that me think's, just missing the blow torch and plier's

**VauxVeteran** · 25th February 2008, 21:31

Originally Posted by rushy

what the hell do you do to people that throw up or do a runner after a fare!

Pukers I take measures with, bags in the back seats etc, and fine em 50 notes if they made no effort to tell me and foul the car.

Runners, it's a mixed bag there, I've had the shirt of one blokes back as he tried to escape, not physically had to hit anyone yet, though I did nearly mow one down some yrs ago and had a last minute change of mind, got his mate anyway who was only to happy to pay up in the end, I'm more mellow these days anyway, age and experience has shown me there's always another way to get them back, even if it takes a while, I saw one bloke in a club one night in the toilets, I recognised him and he recognised me, he couldn't move cos he was in mid slash, so I shined his shoes with some VV leather restorer and glared at him at the same time, hahahahaha.