heart attack

[fenderguitar]

I have an old couple living in the same street as me.They grow their own vegetables in the back garden.Yesterday the husband Tommy went out to pull a cabbage for dinner.The roots where that long he pulled too hard strained himself, took a massive heartattack and died.On hearing this I went over to see his wife Betty and said " Is there anything I can do to help."


She replied "Its alright Jim I opened a tin of peas instead"

[John35]

typical woman.......