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    Default Women Can You With Em Or With Out Em

    Fact one: You ever place something down and a women puts it away saying its in a safe place, dame right it is cuz you will never find it again

    Fact 2: You ask her where you a certian object it is the description seems simple but why is it you can never find the dam thing

    Fact3: They nick off with the hammer and never put it back

    Fact4: They always think its better to move the cups and plates around to different draws so you have to open each and every one to find what your lookin for

    Fact5: They can never have enough containers

    Fact6: any how you are later in pickin them up god help you. Any how she is late and they except you to be ok about it

    Fact7: It's ok for her to text other guys and expect you to be ok about it and anyhow you text another girl your in for it

    Fact8: NEVER make mistake of going shopping with em because you know you will be dragged back into town the next day to return the item

    Fact9: Women make things just dissapear off the face of the earth like once i brought a big tub of grease never to be seen again

    Fact10: Add any more lads

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    Fatal mistake of buying into a relationship mate, the justice system makes it that you become a bank ripe for a robbery, it's normally their way or no way and you are always wrong, there are some ladies about still that aren't like this, but they are scarce to find because if a bloke finds her he tends to keep hold of her.

    Solution is

    1 - Don't get married
    2 - Don't get her pregnant
    3 - Don't co-habitate
    4 - Don't turn gay, because some crackpot wig wearer will soon ensure your gay lover will have the same rights as a straight woman
    5 - Stay single, perfect the shuffle with your other hand
    6 - Take hols to Holland and Thailand
    7 - Buy a 60 inch plasma, cos you earned it and you wanted it
    8 - Look after yer mum, cos she wasn't like modern women

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    lol i know what you mean

    1. Forget the knuckle shuffle will always be a women willing to do that for you
    2. Tell her you just want to be mates and that way if she realy likes you you will get best of both worlds
    3. Your guaranteed to be hated by her mates when you split up
    4. Once ur in your stuck and then they try they crying act
    5. If ever in relationship show her ur the boss not her

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    oh you have so much to learn....

    Single are we?...

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    lol yeah single an lovin every minute of it do what i want when i want lol and keeping it that way. Go gym when i want no women to tell me when to be back or ask for lifts or be told how loud i can have my music and so on an so on

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    You could impress them with your driving. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MLC View Post
    You could impress them with your driving. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    my thoughts exactly!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MLC View Post
    You could impress them with your driving. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Love it!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gsi3.2 View Post
    oh you have so much to learn....

    Single are we?...

    Just cos you found a girl who shares your passions and respects you, don't mean they are all like that, think yerself lucky Marky ma boy

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