Doctors never Laugh

[AJA]

The Doctor replied "Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional.
In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."

"Okay then," Bob said, and proceeded to drop his trousers,
revealing the tiniest 'whoo-ha' the doctor had ever seen. It couldn't
have been bigger than the size of a AAA battery.

Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then
fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to
his feet and regain his composure.

"I'm so sorry," said the doctor. "I really am. I don't know what
came over me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it
won't happen again. Now, what seems to be the problem?"

"It's swollen," Bob replied.

[Leviathan]

PMSL - I had to forward this one.

[chrisgettings]

that dam good that man is

[Inspektor]

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It couldn't have been bigger than the size of a AAA battery.

You telling me I'm not average?

[NealM]

Brilliant ! !!

[JCB]

.... It couldn't
have been bigger than the size of a AAA battery...

You telling me I'm not average?

Its OK, I read it as "AJA's battery?!"