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    Default Doctors never Laugh

    The Doctor replied "Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional.
    In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."

    "Okay then," Bob said, and proceeded to drop his trousers,
    revealing the tiniest 'whoo-ha' the doctor had ever seen. It couldn't
    have been bigger than the size of a AAA battery.

    Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then
    fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to
    his feet and regain his composure.

    "I'm so sorry," said the doctor. "I really am. I don't know what
    came over me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it
    won't happen again. Now, what seems to be the problem?"

    "It's swollen," Bob replied.

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    PMSL - I had to forward this one.

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    that dam good that man is

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    Quote Originally Posted by AJA View Post
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    It couldn't have been bigger than the size of a AAA battery.
    You telling me I'm not average?




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    Brilliant ! !!

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    Quote Originally Posted by AJA View Post
    .... It couldn't
    have been bigger than the size of a AAA battery...

    Quote Originally Posted by Inspektor View Post
    You telling me I'm not average?


    Its OK, I read it as "AJA's battery?!"

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