Multi-million pound grant anyone.
I'd like to research the effect of Global Warming on the mole population........Ok! If it's got global warming/climate change in the title, here's ten million quid.
Amazing how all our previous hot summers/mild winters were just down to variations in the weather. But a nice summer is now going to lead to thousands of deaths...best we fine another way to increase taxes then.
Apparently, a 'new report' predicts tens of thousands of deaths by heatstroke by 2017.
What a bunch of t@ssers