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    By all Means... MARRY!

    I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry..
    That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
    David Bissonette

    When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
    Sacha Guitry

    After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
    Hemant Joshi

    By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates

    Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
    Dumas

    The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want?
    Sigmund Freud

    I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
    Anonymous

    'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'
    Henny Youngman

    'I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.'
    Sam Kinison

    'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.'
    James Holt McGavran

    'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'
    Patrick Murray

    Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
    1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
    2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
    Nash

    The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
    Anonymous

    You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
    Henny Youngman

    My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
    Rodney Dangerfield

    A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
    Milton Berle

    Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
    Anonymous

    A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'
    Anonymous

    First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
    Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'
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    We'll there's no arguing with that lot is there, never a truer novel written.

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    Very slightly off topic, but related:

    Whats the difference between In-laws and Outlaws - Outlaws are 'WANTED'

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    CLICKY

    Still a good one though.

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    Ta matey . If I missed it there's a good chance others did too, so it was worth the repost.

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