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    I urgently needed a few days off work, but, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave.

    I thought that maybe if I acted "Crazy" then he would tell me to take a few days off.

    So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.

    My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.

    I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb, so, that the Boss might think I was "Crazy" and give me a few days off.

    A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, "What in the name of good GOD are you doing?"

    I told him I was a light bulb.

    He said, "You are clearly stressed out." Go home and recuperate for a couple of days."

    I jumped down and walked out of the office...

    When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her,"..........And where do you think you're going?!"


    She said, "I'm going home too. I can't work in the dark

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    LOL i can picture the scene now lol

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