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    Default Oh B*ll*cks...

    Ok, So a few weeks ago, my missus finds a small lump on one of my testicles. No point in mincing words, it's sat there and is plainly obvious when you know where to look...

    Oh b*gger, thinks me - I've had a friend who was diagnosed with testicular cancer a few years ago, and although he recovered fully, he's now gay...

    Was this to do with losing a ball or unrelated? We haven't decided yet...

    Anyway, what with me being in the RAF an' all, I make an appointment to see a Doctor, asking for a male one if possible. Not a problem, says the receptionist, and makes an appointment for today...

    And who should pop their head round the door saying my name, but some young blonde Doctor who doens't look any older than me, in full uniform.

    Now, I'd say as most of the members on here are blokes, they'll understand the predicament I'm in... But not being to turn down some attention from a pretty young woman, I decided to forge ahead and demand she examine my scrotum. Ooh, the effort that needed.........

    Thankfully, nothing came alive, and she's referred me to the local hospital for an ultrasound and given me a leaflet to read. Hopefully it will turn out to be nothing, and I'll be loving women for many more years to come....

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    You posted this just to get us going didn't you, so we'd all start thinking ...PRIVATES ON PARADE ....

    Can I just be in one of your boots for now, the one that got it's Albert halls tested by the nurse, you can keep the one that has to go for the scan etc.

    Seriously though, I hope it's nothing mate.

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    Absolutely mate - thankfully nothing stood to attention...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Penfold101 View Post
    Absolutely mate - thankfully nothing stood to attention...
    Nerves eh

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    Yes, that sounds like a good excuse.....

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    just think it could have been worse!!! it could have been a male doctor examing and then it stand to attention hope its noting mate

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    That thought had occured to me - and to be honest she'd have been worth it if it had happened. I jsut concentrated on all the Finding Nemo posters she had on her wall instead....

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    as someone walks in and wondering where the camera are for the latest film staring penfold

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    I can't guarantee anyone else would want to watch it, but I certainly would...

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    Good job you had it looked at too many men are too proud to get things like that looked at. Don,t forget it might be your life you are messing with, forget ant embarresment, more often than not it is nothing to wory about.

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