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    The 11th Husband

    A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to 'Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin'.


    'What?' said the puzzled groom? 'How can that be if you've been married ten times?'


    'Well, husband#1 was a
    Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

    'Husband # 2 was in
    Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me.

    'Husband # 3 was from
    Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

    '
    Husband # 4 was inTelemarketing;even though he knew he had theorder, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

    'Husband # 5 was an
    Engineer, he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method.

    'Husband #6 was from
    Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

    'Husband # 7 was in
    Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.

    'Husband # 8 was a
    Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.

    'Husband # 9 was a
    Gynecologist; all he did was look at it.
    'Husband # 10 was a
    Stamp Collector;all he ever did was.... ....... God I miss him.

    'But now that I've married you, I'm! So excited'.


    'Wonderful', said the husband, 'but why?


    'You're with the
    'GOVERNMENT'...
    This time
    I KNOW I'M going to get SCREWED.'

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    so very true......

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