Viagra!!!!!!!

[Caterman]

In pharmacology, all drugs have two names - a trade name and a generic name.



For example, the trade name



Amoxil is amoxicillin

Advil is ibuprofen.



The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After consideration by a team of experts, it recently announced it has settled on the generic name of


mycoxafloppin.

Also considered were

mycoxafailin

mydixadrupin

mydixarizin

mydixadud

dixafix

and of course ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp is making an announcement today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. Pepsi's proposed ad campaign claims it will now be possible
for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.

Obviously, we can no longer call this a soft drink. This additive gives new meaning to the names of cocktails and highballs.

Over the past five years, Americans have spent more money on breast
Implants and Viagra than was spent on Alzheimer's research. It is believed that by the year 2030, there will be a large number of people wandering around with perky breasts and erections who can't remember what to do with them.

[Mrs D]