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    A man owned a small farm in the south west of WA.
    The Department of Consumer & Employment Protection heard that he was not paying proper wages to his employees and sent an agent down to interview him.
    "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,"
    demanded the agent.
    "Well," replied the farmer, "there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $400 a week plus free room and board.

    The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $450 per week plus free room and board.

    Then there's the half-wit who works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally."

    "That's the guy I want to talk to --- the half-wit," says the agent.


















    "That would be me," replied the farmer

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    Some of my family are farmers, and that's so true, especially nowadays!

    Phil

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    repost

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    very good, i like it.

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