The Perfect Husband

[Caterman]

THE PERFECT HUSBAND


Several men are in the locker room of a golf club...
A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the
hands-free speaker function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"...
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club.?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this
beautiful leather coat...It's only $1,000... Is it
OK if I buy it...?"
MAN: "Sure. Go ahead if you like it that much"...
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership
and saw the new 2005 models . I saw one I really liked"...
MAN: "How much...?"
WOMAN: "£60,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options"
WOMAN: "Great..! Oh, and one more thing... the
house we wanted last year is back on the market...
They're asking £950,000"
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer,
but just offer £900,000."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later... I love you...!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too"
The man hangs up... The other men in the locker room
are looking at him in astonishment...
Then he asks: "Anyone know whose phone this is...?"

[Mrs D]

Love it!!! This is SOOOO much better than X Factor!!!!!!

[Caterman]

thought i'd brighten up the night a bit!!! Merry Xmas everybody!

[Ian]

very good made me smile after a full day shopping with the mrs!

[Cheech]

lmao

[simonali]

A woman is standing naked in front of the bedroom mirror looking at her reflection. She turns to her husband and says "I feel all fat and ugly, pay me a compliment".

He replies "Your eyesight is spot on!"