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    Default The Rabbi.

    At the end of the tax year the Tax Office sent an inspector to carry
    out an audit of the books of a synagogue. While he was checking the
    books he turned to the Rabbi and said,

    "I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle
    drippings?"

    "Good question," noted the Rabbi. "We save them up and send them back
    to the candle makers, and every now and then they send us free box of
    candles."

    "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual
    question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way:
    "What about all these matzo (flat bread eaten at Passover) purchases?

    "What do you do with the crumbs?"

    "Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi, realising that the inspector was trying
    to trap him with an unanswerable question.

    "We collect them and send them back to the manufacturers, and every now
    and then they send a free box of matzo balls."

    "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could Fluster
    the know-it-all Rabbi.

    "Well, Rabbi," he went on," what do you do with all the leftover
    foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"

    "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the Rabbi. "What we do is save
    up all the foreskins and send them to the Tax Office, and about once a
    year they send us a complete d!*ck."

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