Harry and his wife are having hard financial
times, so they decide the wife will become a hooker...

She's not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, 'Just stand

in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him it cost a
hundred bucks. If you've got a question, I'll be parked
around the corner.'

She's not there five minutes when a guy pulls up and
says, 'How much? She says, 'A hundred dollars.'
He says 'Drats! All I've got is thirty.' She says,'Hold on.'

She runs back to Harry and says, 'What can he get for thirty

dollars?' Harry says, 'A hand job'. She runs back and tells

guy all he gets for thirty dollars is a hand job. He says okay,

she gets in the car, he unzips his pants, and out pops a HUGE

member. She stares at it for a minute, and then says, 'I'll be
right back.'

She runs back around the corner and says breathlessly,
'Harry, can you lend this guy seventy bucks?'