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    Talking Moron in a Shogun !

    Spoons popped over this afternoon and off we go on a jolly in the VXR.
    Toodling along a dual carriageway we come to a traffic island and select the required lane we need to continue on.
    As we negotiate the island......................................BANG !




















    2" off the VXR's nearside & almost into it was a Moron in a Shogun !

    The bang ?

    My head hitting the door pillar as Mr. "Lightning Reflexes" Spoons swerves to the right to avoid the Moron from taking the VXR out !

    Next follows the usual Moron response of 'Up the rear end, papping his horn because it was your fault, even though he was in the wrong lane and wanted to use the 1 where we were in '.

    So, from the normal (?) 40mph we drop down to about 10mph (Steve ?) and the Shogun continues with the horn madness and hand signals........

    Then ..............................POW !


    The VXR shows a very clean pair of heels and no more Mr.Moron !
    EAT OUR DUST YOU MUPPET !!!!!!!!





    Have consideration for the deaf, if you're gunna fart, make it smell !


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    Don't tell me you haven't learnt that the roads are owned by BMW and 4x4 owners

    Not all but MOST think this.......really pi$$es me off

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    Shouldda got out and knocked him out, I hate ppl who think big wallet means big person, the ego's I've seen taken to task ever since schooly dayz, with the boy that had the expensive clothes thinking that auto qualified him as the school hard nut as well, not where I went to school, you could try that one until someone got so miffed with you they challenged you, I even watched one bully deliberately get a detention after picking a fight with my mate after school just so he wouldn't have to fight him, tough for him my mate waited, and so did most of the class as well, as my mate was late for his paper round and his dad owned the shop he was especially pumped up for it, 15 seconds worth iirc, two hits and bully was on the floor game over, and these ppl with the I AM vehicles are just the same in 90% of cases.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VauxVeteran View Post
    Shouldda got out and knocked him out, I hate ppl who think big wallet means big person, the ego's I've seen taken to task ever since schooly dayz, with the boy that had the expensive clothes thinking that auto qualified him as the school hard nut as well, not where I went to school, you could try that one until someone got so miffed with you they challenged you, I even watched one bully deliberately get a detention after picking a fight with my mate after school just so he wouldn't have to fight him, tough for him my mate waited, and so did most of the class as well, as my mate was late for his paper round and his dad owned the shop he was especially pumped up for it, 15 seconds worth iirc, two hits and bully was on the floor game over, and these ppl with the I AM vehicles are just the same in 90% of cases.
    Well said !


    Have consideration for the deaf, if you're gunna fart, make it smell !


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    I take it he had "that device" under the bumper that makes the car in front of his 4x4 speed up. Like most of these devices the don't work and have a side effect of giving the driver in the car in front (vxr in this case) overwhelming stubbornness!!

    4X4 have them as standard btw!!!!!!

    Glad the VXR made mince meet of him though!!!!

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    Reminds me when I was at school. Four bullies from the year above kept kicking my legs whilst we were in asembly once, I turned round and belted one of them...............They did not do it again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gazza4 View Post

    Glad the VXR made mince meet of him though!!!!

    Gazza4

    I would hope so too !!!!!!

    Back in a V6 !!!!!!!!!!!! And lovin it !!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by VauxVeteran View Post
    Shouldda got out and knocked him out....
    Ian, you cant go round knocking out 4x4 drivers, the roads would be littered with half unconcious morons (i think they are half unconcious anyway !!) and we wouldnt be able to get anywhere



    Yes, we had our little moment today didnt we Phil.

    I hate bullies as well. But we were on our best behaviour ... and so was the VXR

    Bye Bye ....
    Last edited by spoons; 26th January 2008 at 22:26.

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    4x4 drivers are a danger to the public & the enviroment.
    Is size everything?
    Is their car an extension of their pen1$e?
    Or is their head an extention of their pen1$e?
    Easy to see why road rage is such a problem..........

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