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    Default xmas themed joke

    Three men die on Christmas Eve and are met by
    St Peter at the pearly gates.

    "In honour of this holy season," says Saint Peter,
    "You must each possess something that symbolises
    Christmas to get into heaven."

    The first man goes through his pockets and
    pulls out a lighter, flicks it on,
    saying, "It represents a candle."
    "You may pass through the pearly gates,"
    says St Peter.

    The second man pulls out a set of keys, shakes
    them and says, "They're bells."
    St Peter lets him pass.

    The third man looks desperate and finally pulls
    a g-string from his pocket. St. Peter looks
    quizzical and asks, "Just how do those
    symbolise Christmas?"

    The man replies, "They're Carols."


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