Old, but not forgotten.

Dan was a single chap living at home with his father and working in the family business.

When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune after his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife to share his fortune with.

One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.

'I may look like just an ordinary man,' he said to her, 'but in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million pounds.'

Impressed, the woman obtained his business card.

Three days later, she became his stepmother.

Women are so much better at planning than men.