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    Default Ways to maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity.

    some of these are a repost, but good for a laugh for those that have not seen them....

    Ways to maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity.

    1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

    2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

    3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

    4. Put Your rubbish bin On Your Desk And Label It 'In.'

    5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone is Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

    6. In The Memo Field Of All Your cheques, Write 'For Smuggling Diamonds'

    7. Finish All Your sentences with'In Accordance With The Prophecy.'

    8 don t use any punctuation

    9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

    10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

    11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go.'

    12. Sing Along At The Opera.

    13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

    14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

    15. Have Your colleagues address You By Your Wrestling Name,Rock Bottom.

    16. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won!, I Won!'

    17. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The car park, Yelling
    'Run For Your Lives,They're Loose!!'

    18. Tell Your Children Over Dinner.'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

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    Thats a normal day for me mate!

    VXR Gone - Now in BMW 320cd M Sport Convertible

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    Quote Originally Posted by LJ sxi-nav View Post
    17. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The car park, Yelling
    'Run For Your Lives,They're Loose!!'
    - that soooo appeals to my slightly warped sense of humour!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by LJ sxi-nav View Post

    18. Tell Your Children Over Dinner.'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
    Felt like doing that a few times

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    lol, they are great..i will try any employ as many as possible tomorrow at work

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    There's some good ones there.

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    I love No. 16 LOL!

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    Very good,put a smile on my face at 4 clock in the morning

    12. Sing Along At The Opera. !!!!!!!!!
    As loud as possible

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    3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.


    i use this one nearly every day only i change it to do you need a mallet for that. it cracks people up but i love it

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