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    After finishing moving into a new apartment of his own, a young man
    went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox.
    While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing nothing but a robe.
    The young lady smiled at the young man and started a conversation with him. As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on.
    The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact. After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, Let's go to my apartment. I hear someone coming." He followed her into her apartment. She closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall completely off.
    Now nude, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?" Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It's got to be your ears!" Astounded and a little hurt, she asked, "My ears?
    Look at these boobs, they are full and 100% natural! I work out every day! My butt is firm and solid! Look at my skin. I have no blemishes anywhere! How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?"

    Clearing his throat, he stammered,
    "Outside, when you said you heard someone coming? That was me! "

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    Oh GOD!!! That's excellent!!!!

    pmsl!!

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    can you tell i'm bored in work? lol

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    Classic

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    Nice one ...............

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    I think you need another job!

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    i think i'm off to find one later ...

    plenty more where that came from... just gotta pace myself. lol

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    lol excellent!

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