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    She came home early and found her husband in their Bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. The wife was VERY upset!



    'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dare you do this to me a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce straight away!'



    And he replied: 'Hang on just a minute luv, so at least I can tell you what happened'



    'Fine, go ahead', she sobbed, 'but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!'



    And he began: 'Well, I was getting into the car to Drive home and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenceless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty.



    She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.



    Since she needed a good clean-up I suggested a shower and while she was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of oles so I threw them away.



    Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't wear because you say they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't wear because I don't have good taste.



    I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't wear just to annoy her and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair like them..'



    He took a quick breath and continued: 'She was so grateful for my understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said ''Please.........do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?'

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