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    SALVATION


    A man is stranded on a desert island for 10 years.
    One day a beautiful girl swims to shore in a wetsuit.
    Man: "Hi! I am so happy to see you."
    Girl: "Hi! It seems like you've been here a long time. How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"
    Man: "It's been 10 years!"
    With this information the girl unzips a slot on the arm of her wet suit and gives the man a cigarette.
    Man: "Thank you so much!"
    Girl: "So tell me how long has it been since you had a drink?"
    Man: "It's been 10 years!"
    The girl unzips another pocket on her wet suit and comes out with a flask of whiskey and gives the man a drink.
    Man: "Thank you so much. You are like a miracle!"
    Girl (starting to unzip the front of her wet suit): "So tell me then, how long has it been since you played around?"






    Man: "Oh, my God, don't tell me you've got a set of golf clubs in there, too...!"

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    never understood the attraction of golf myself, but it's still a good 'un

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    Very good !!!!!

    Back in a V6 !!!!!!!!!!!! And lovin it !!!

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