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    OUT OF THE MOUTHS OF BABES

    George Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a Little
    PR. After his talk he offers question time.
    One little boy puts up his
    hand and George asks him his name. 'STANLEY, ' responds the little boy.
    'And what is your question, Stanley?'
    'I have 4 questions: First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?' Fourth, why are we so worried about gay marriage when half of all Americans don't have health insurance?"

    Just then, the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies
    they will continue after recess When they resume George says, 'OK, where were we? Oh, that's right, Question time. Who has a question?'

    Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him
    his name.
    'Little Johnnie' he responds.
    'And what is your question, Little Johnnie?'
    'Actually Sir, I have 6 questions:
    First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
    Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?
    Third, whatever happened to Osama BinLaden?
    Fourth, why are we so worried about gay marriage when 1/2 of all
    Americansdon't have health insurance?
    Fifth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
    And Sixth, what the f--k happened to Stanley?"

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    thats good

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    .....ring...

    I liked that one

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    quality......and so so true....
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