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    Default Grandma in court

    Lawyers should never ask a Tennessee grandma a question if they aren't
    prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting
    attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the
    stand.

    He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?'
    She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you
    since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment
    to me.
    You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about
    them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the
    brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit
    paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'

    The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across
    the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?'

    She again replied, 'Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a
    youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't
    build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the
    worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with
    three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'

    The defense attorney almost died. The judge asked both counselors to
    approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said, 'If either of you
    idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you to the electric chair

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    lol, very good.

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    excellent!

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