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    AN ITALIAN BOY'S CONFESSION


    Bless me Father for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman.

    The priest asks Is that you little Johnny Parisi?

    Yes Father it is.

    And who was the woman you were with?

    I can't tell you Father I don't want to ruin her reputation.

    Well Johnny I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now.

    Was it Tina Minetti?

    I cannot say.

    Was it Teresa Volpe?

    I'll never tell.

    Was it Nina Capelli?

    I'm sorry but I cannot name her.

    Was it Cathy Piriano?

    My lips are sealed.

    Was it Rosa Di Angelo then?

    Please Father I cannot tell you.

    The priest sighs in frustration. You're very tight lipped Johnny

    Parisi and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone.

    You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.

    Johnny walks back to his pew and his friend Nino slides over and whispers What'd you get?

    Four months vacation and five good leads.

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    good one mate

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