Dumb and Dumber springs to mind !
Why am I still a Reindeer Handler, its a cr*p job, the money's lousy and there's only overtime one day a year. As santas little helper you had a proper job, not poncing about with reindeer, sucking up to the big man hoping for a ride on his big sleigh and a fondle of his heavy sack.
Come the revolution my comrade, all eleves will be equal, well some will be more equal than others, but we will work shoulder to shoulder in the toy shops and them reindeer can be fed to the Polar Bears.
Last edited by SCOTTEX; 9th December 2005 at 18:27.
That's f'ing hilarious. Excellent.
Even the missus laughed so it must be funny!
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