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    Default Any one know what a car's 710 is?

    A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred-ten?'

    She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one..' She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.

    The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked 'is there a 710 on this car?'

    She pointed and said, 'Of course, its right there.'



    I found an image of one eventually:























































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    lol, I sussed that one as soon as I started reading it.

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    very good
    had to be a blonde

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    how think can a woman be with only one head

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    Old joke that is, it was sussed immediately by me too.

    Surely, there can't be people that thick out there...... well maybe so.

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