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    Default Thats It Xmas Is Cancelled

    Sorry ppl it's all off, Rudolph has called the other reindeer's out on strike, it seems he won't allow his members to work this xmas due to only being offered a 2% rise this yr.

    Speaking earlier he told reporters that 2% is an insult and he expected at least another 10% more carrots than last yr, and he's fed up with the old song about his nose as well so as of next yr he's asking Ant & Dec to write something more up to date for kids to sing, we had a snippet of what to expect and it goes something like this....


    Rudolph the wellhung reindeer
    had a very shiny sleigh
    and if you ever saw him
    you would even say it glows.
    All of the other reindeer
    used to laugh and call him names.
    They never let poor Rudolph
    join in any reindeer games.

    Then one foggy tyne Christmas Eve
    Santah came to say:
    Rudolph with your zenon so bright,
    won't you guide my sleigh tonight?
    Then all the reindeer loov'd him
    as they shooted out wah glee:
    Rudolph the get me outta here reindeer,
    you'll go doon in history.



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    Probably the gnome secretary didn't backdate the pay award. hay only got 1.9%.....

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