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    Default Onions and Christmas trees...............!!!

    Guys.......please don't lynch me for this one...............it DID make me giggle though!!!


    A family is sitting around the supper table. The son asks his
    father,"Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there?
    The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of
    breasts. In her twenties, a women's breasts are like melons, round and
    firm.
    In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging
    a bit.

    After fifty, they are like onions."
    "Onions?"
    "Yes, see them and they make you cry."

    This infuriated the wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum,how
    many kinds of willies are there?"
    The mother, surprised, smiles and looks at her daughter and answers,
    "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In a man's twenties, his
    willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard.In his thirties and
    forties,it is a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is
    like a Christmas tree."

    "A Christmas tree?"
    "Yes, dead from the root up and the b@lls are for decoration only"

    Sorry............

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    The "wife" agree's with you !!

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    good one mrs d my wife found that very funny lol

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    Oh.....very funny.....well the wife thought so.

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    sod the wife (girlfriend) ... even i chuckled at that... lol

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    I will have words with you tomorrow son!

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    well funny!

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