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    Talking Drunk joke........

    A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she
    selected:

    2 pints of skimmed milk,
    A carton of eggs,
    A litre of orange juice,
    A head of romaine lettuce,
    A jar of coffee,
    And a 1 lb. package of bacon.

    As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check
    out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the
    items in front of the cashier.
    While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk
    calmly stated, "You must be single."

    The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was
    intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single.
    She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly
    unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk
    to her marital status.

    Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well you know what,
    you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"
    The drunk replied,


    " Cos you're ugly." .

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