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    Default First seasonal joke?

    A Russian couple were walking down the street in Moscow one night, when
    the man felt a drop hit his nose. "I think it's raining", he said to his wife.
    "No, that felt more like snow to me", she replied. "No, I'm sure it was just rain" he said.
    Well, as these things go, they were about to have a major argument about whether it was raining or snowing. Just then they saw a Communist Party official walking toward them.
    "Let's not fight about it", the man said, "Let's ask Comrade Rudolph whether it's officially raining or snowing. As the official approached, the man said "Tell us, Comrade Rudolph, is it officially raining or snowing?"
    "It's raining, of course", he replied, and walked on.
    But the woman insisted: "I know that felt like snow!", to which the man quietly replied,........








    "Rudolph the Red, knows rain, dear."

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    Very Good

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    Excellent

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    thats terrible!!!

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    cringe worthy..........Good though

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    But bl00dy corny !!

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    Lets hope they get better than this ...................funny though !!!!!!!

    Back in a V6 !!!!!!!!!!!! And lovin it !!!

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    more russian jokes
    the russian snooker champion "Inoff the red".

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    why dont russians wear Y-fronts?.........




    because chernobyl fallout!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by pte
    why dont russians wear Y-fronts?.........




    because chernobyl fallout!!!
    Bl00dy hell !!!!!!!!

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