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    Default Blonde Joke of the Year!

    A blonde went into an Internet Cafe to send a message to her
    mother overseas.

    When the man told her it would cost $300, she exclaimed: 'I don't have
    any money. But I'd do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother.'

    The man arched an eyebrow (as we would expect).
    'Anything?' he asked.
    'Yes, yes, anything' the blonde promised.
    Well, then, 'Just follow me' said the man as he walked towards the next
    room. The blonde did as she was told and followed the man.

    'Come in and close the door' the man said.
    She did.
    He then said 'Now get on your knees.'
    She did.
    'Now take down my zipper.'
    She did.
    'Now go ahead ... take it out.....' He said.
    She reached in and grabbed it with both hands

    Then paused.
    The man closed his eyes and whispered ...
    'Well ... go ahead.'
    The blonde slowly brought her mouth closer to it and while holding it
    close to her lips, .......tentatively said ....
    'Hello. Mom, can you hear me?'



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    she can use my phone.........

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